ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
daftwithoneshoe: 221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick WHY HASN’T THIS BEEN INVENTED YET?!
nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
hiddle-stoned: I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.
gaymis: when ur sad think about the fact that david bowie literally typed the comment “you wanna play with daddy, asshole?!” to someone who insulted him on the internet
im so mad. he called me out about watching game of thrones when i said i wouldnt. he was like you lied to me i hope thats the last time you lie to me. i dont lie to you, i am alwats truthful. yet he straight lied to my face about talking to taryn…. goddamn it.
sushi platter and a glass of tomato juice :)
I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...– Jonathan Carroll (via browndresswithwhitedots)
On this day in history...
speedoterpedo: Today marks the 15th anniversary of the Battle for Hogwarts. The brave students, teachers, and alumni of the school fought hard and lost a great deal more in the struggle against the Dark Lord Voldemort and his army. Please take a moment of silence today for those who fell in the defense of the Wizarding and Muggle world. Thank you..
i feel like i’m so easily broken.